I’d like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly.

Everyone has that one hobby/love/whatever that makes them slightly dorky. I don’t like anime, Star Trek, Star Wars (or anything space-related for that matter). I’m not into World of Warcraft and I don’t dress up as a Hogwarts student every time I go see Harry Potter movies in theaters. Although I absolutely adore Harry Potter and all things related to JK Rowling’s magical world, my love for it does not delve into the superloser level because I’m just too badass for that.

I think the thing that makes me dorky is my love for RPing, writing stories out with others and creating worlds of our own. I’ve always wanted to write but could never really formulate any ideas well enough to complete a project. With roleplaying I’m able to write out a fantastic story with the help of another person. What do I RP, you ask?

Typically twincest and Batman slash.

Yeah. I’m that fucking cool.

Currently I’m in the middle of an epic RP with Dawson that is basically a slash writing between Bruce Wayne and Superman “villain” Lex Luthor, although Dawson’s Lex is based more off of the Lex from Smallville than the one in the DC comics. We’ve also managed to incorporate the Joker, Poison Ivy and Clark Kent thus far; we’re pretty much planning on throwing the whole DC universe into there. Yep. Let the dorkiness wash over you, please.

The thing that is different about RPing versus other forms of dorkiness is that this actually takes skill and talent. Any loser can dress up in robes and wave around a wand, but not everyone can write an engaging and addicting RP. There is always something to look forward to when you’re RPing, and soon your characters (even if they were originally created by someone else, like Batman and Lex Luthor) become a part of you and you fall in love with them. The Bruce Wayne that I have created has both similarities and extreme differences from the original Bruce Wayne. But he’s mine, and despite his very obvious flaws I adore my Caped Crusader.

While I love writing about the DC world, I have to admit that my favorite part is the slash. I can’t help it. Boys fucking makes me happy! Unfortunately, while there is much Batman slash to be read on the Internet, I cannot seem to find much Batman eyeporn. Sorry to sound arrogant, but I find that reading anyone else’s slash other than the one I’m writing with my RP partner is dull. And super cliche. Ahem. I did manage to find one artist who’s quite good at providing me with Batman slash (especially a fantastic picture of Batman and the Joker). So, yeah. Destiny is awesome.

If you ever feel like immersing yourself into a different world of nerd or just want to read some super amazing writing (no, I’m totally serious), feel free to check out my Batman RP here. And yes, I am plugging myself. Why not?

Oh, being creative makes me so happy.

Much like this song that I heard on Live 105 today. I’m not sure why I like it so much, but it makes me feel… peaceful?

When you get the chance, check out “Fireflies” by Owl City. I’d YouTube it for your lazy butt, but embedding has been disabled for that video. Soooooooo, you know.

Go be productive.

Edit August 17, 2009: Thanks to the WordPress little friendship with SoundCloud, I can give you “Fireflies” by Owl City. YOU DIDN’T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!

Lucky bitch.

PS: I love how the gray looks like a condom. Fanboy squeals shall ensue.